iphone420:

You can look at me for a small fee of $50 a second

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stevethestove:

does the five second rule apply when you drop it like its hot

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if im not hot in like 5 years im so done with everything 

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braidedpussy:

the only reason i stay inside all day is to avoid the paparazzi 

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irockustone:

When I do push-ups I don’t push myself up, I push the world down

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