September 2012
20 posts
iphone420:
You can look at me for a small fee of $50 a second
stevethestove:
does the five second rule apply when you drop it like its hot
if im not hot in like 5 years im so done with everything
braidedpussy:
the only reason i stay inside all day is to avoid the paparazzi
irockustone:
When I do push-ups I don’t push myself up, I push the world down
“There is nothing sweeter in this sad world than the sound of someone you love...”
– The Tale of Despereaux by Kate DiCamillo (via missxdanielle)
me: i want that
me: checks price tag
me: nevermind
August 2012
26 posts
sextiles:
That wasn’t very pastel goth hipster emo soft grunge scene kawaii of you
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Send me nudes if you wish cancer didn’t exist
andrewbreitel:
too ugly for the people i want
too hot for the people who want me
sighall:
me on the first day of school
me everyday after that
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are you dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
promo4homo:
can i offer you some tea?
my virgini-tea that is
cyberblogging:
these ads are bullshit the only hot single in my area is me
memoriesneverdie:
if you look up beautiful in the dictionary, there’s a picture of you
under the antonyms
kanyek:
I have a job it’s called being hot
July 2012
32 posts
brella:
what if jesse mccartney is actually a demon
and that’s why he wants your beautiful soul
